January 2011
Reblog if you're staying in tonight.
mmmronniepunani:
nilyaaylin:
Don't ever text me,
onlyexception22:
•If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
December 2010
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...
loudattitude:
discoverthemeaning:
egmorox13:
fezandamop:
heyquestionmark:
what-if-gerard-way:
what if we all get pregnant and give birth to whalehumans…
TEXTing with my crush :)
ughh. she’s taking too long to TEXT back. D:<
Oh. i FORGOT to click ‘SEND’ FUUUUUUCCKKK!!!
When you see someone with the same shirt as...
omgitsangeldei:
You say…
OMG! WE HAVE THE SAME SHIRT ♥
Then when you turn your back you say…
FUCK THAT COPYCAT.
"Crush" days
camilleloveskisses:
You can’t properly eat when he’s around.
You can’t do anything normal when he’s around.
You get clumsy whenever you pass him.
You get fvcking nervous.
You pretend talking to someone when you pass him and his friends.
You pretend doing something when he’s around.
You can’t make eye-to-eye contact.
You can’t turn when you get the feeling he’s staring at you.
You do...
One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was...
biancarnation:
danahpanget:
heyitssteff:
lovingyoufearlessly:
faindylicious:
:(
GRABE KA MAMEN!
tangna ka dude! :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Ayy.
That awkward moment when your friend's parents are...
itsamberbiitch:
bionicred:
That moment when you realize that you're actually...
Teacher calls on me during class:
I’m like:
Then she asks for the answer and I’m like:
Then she turns her back and calls on someone else and I’m like:
Then she looks back at me and I’m like:
I cannot sleep without a blanket. No matter how...
REBLOG if....
jjaayyron:
YOU love STARBUCKS<3
and YOU love LICKing the Straw ;P
DAMNN!! starbuckss<3
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
theskyyyisnotthelimit:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure...
iluvthaurbanstyle:
story of my motherfucking life .__. xD
dorksyncrasy:
You look at your friend:
Your friend looks at you:
Random person watches the exchange:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
What you see on your dashboard.
standorfall:
When you see porn shit:
When you see cute couples:
When you see an amazing post:
When you see depressing posts:
When you see tumblr famous people:
When you see someone so beautiful:
When you see annoying posts that piss you off:
When tumblr says “we’ll be right back”:
When you have to leave:
When you see drama:
AND when tumblr is dead you go:
That awkward moment when somebody asks you what...
sherockstheworldlikeyea:
gikwangie:
evilfairytale:
california-bound:
^
i’m a selfish bitch beybeeeeh
^
alyaae:
Someone you don’t like makes a Tumblr:
Seeing them post their Tumblr on Facebook:
Going to their Tumblr and seeing how shit it is:
They follow you:
See them say Tumblr is their life:
Check back a week later and they gave up:
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
indiehero:
sageng:
laughing like oakdainvajds AHAHA
Im out for now.
selagonzales:
they were like,
and then i felt like,
cause i don’t wanna leave tumblr yet, still i was like
they started shout, then i got shocked like.
so im out for now :)
Where did the word "fuck" come from?
myrocketdream:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.” (Fornication...
I DISLIKE WHEN ..
gbrllemarie:
yeahitsjustinbieber:
iknowyouuloveme:
You’re on your laptop and then someone just looks from behind you, and you’re like
And they still don’t notice that you’re annoyed so they keep reading and after you’re just like
If i could just slap ‘em.
MY BROTHER :| :| :|
Ex-Paramore Members Slam Hayley, Praise God in...
Paramore’s Hayley Williams announced that two of her bandmates, guitarist Josh and drummer Zac Farro, decided to leave the band in a tidy blog post over the weekend. Considering the band’s dramatic past — they had to pull a tour to deal with “internal issues” — we weren’t surprised by the news. But the ex-bandmembers’ juicy new blog post (via ONTD)...
karmaconspiracy asked: Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!
mariedaniella-deactivated201104 asked: merry christmas! god bless. :)
karmaconspiracy asked: Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year!
mariedaniella-deactivated201104 asked: merry christmas! god bless. :)
That awkward moment when you ask your followers...
insideofyoux:
When someone interrupts you when you are reading
letsjustrunaway: